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Post by rain on Oct 19, 2004 18:09:37 GMT -5
hmfarm.com/psx/psxscreens/hmbtn058.jpgDoc: Jack I have good news and bad news.. Jack: Bad news first Doc: Well Jack your surgery didn't turn out to well Jack: the good news.. Doc: I just saved a load of money on my car insurinse by switching to Geico hmfarm.com/psx/psxscreens/hmbtn060.jpgJack: I think I see the mutans from futur HM games in the ocean now. I think the bites I got from the mutans are getting infected....
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Post by rain on Nov 5, 2004 8:56:26 GMT -5
hmotaku.net/albums/AWL%20Screenshots/flora-1-6.jpgFlora: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's 2 of me! Jack what did you do!? Jack:................ www.hmotaku.net/games/awl/screens/mumu-3-5.jpgMuffy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's two of me! Jack what did you do!? Jack:............... Everyone in village except for Jack: There two of us too! Get him! Make there only be one of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jack gets tackled by villagers and their doubles* Jack: H-help! www.hmbauer.de.vu/Jill: Rock is it just me or is there an eclamation point over you're head? Rock: Oh I hope you're wrong............ www.hmbauer.de.vu/Son: Mom dad's talking in blabber-jabbar Japanse again! Jill: Marlin snap out of it! Go back to speaking in English again! Marlin: Sorry.......... www.hmbauer.de.vu/Rock: First me with the exlamation mark over my head and now you guys! Jill, Ruby and Tim: Tell us about it!
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ILoveRock
Hatchling
Rock A.K.A. Total Hottie
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Post by ILoveRock on Nov 28, 2004 0:18:14 GMT -5
Gray's Yellow Heart Event
*Jill walks in to gray's house*
Jill:Hi Gray!
*jack walks in*
Jack:Yo yo yo, what's up elli?
Jill:What are you doing here you *beep*? This is my *beep* heart event!
Jack:This ain't the clinic is it?
Jill:No duh, Sherlock! I think you have had to many *beep* beers.
Jack:Okay, maybe ten, but you don't *beep* my beer.
Jill:What is that beeping?
Gray:That stupid smoke alarm's on the fritzs again.
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Jill
Newborne
Looking for a Kai Avvie. xD Kai is the coolness. xD
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Post by Jill on Dec 1, 2004 16:53:45 GMT -5
Gray's Yellow Heart Event *Jill walks in to gray's house* Jill:Hi Gray! *jack walks in* Jack:Yo yo yo, what's up elli? Jill:What are you doing here you *beep*? This is my *beep* heart event! Jack:This ain't the clinic is it? Jill:No duh, Sherlock! I think you have had to many *beep* beers. Jack:Okay, maybe ten, but you don't *beep* my beer. Jill:What is that beeping? Gray:That stupid smoke alarm's on the fritzs again. That made me acually Lol.  Awsome. ;D |
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ILoveRock
Hatchling
Rock A.K.A. Total Hottie
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Post by ILoveRock on Dec 4, 2004 14:18:13 GMT -5
Yea!  |
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Post by Kanoa on Dec 19, 2004 2:25:31 GMT -5
Hmm I have one!Thsi topic dead but meh.^^;
Jack: WEEEEE! LOOK AT THE PRETTY RAINBOW!*Points to a dog that was havinga private monent in the restroom*
Dog: Jack..why are you in here?<_<
Jack: I HAVE NO CLUE!!!^___^
Dog: Dumb ass..<_<;
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Post by mage11 on Jan 3, 2005 16:44:37 GMT -5
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Post by Chinroku_sama on Jan 3, 2005 21:27:43 GMT -5
Ahahahahaha!!! That is so hilarious XD!! Ur killin' me here! *dies laughing* |
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Post by rain on Jan 8, 2005 18:37:31 GMT -5
*Jill goes in the hotsprings* *Jack is spying on her*
Jill:Ahhhhhh
*Jack rumbles in the bushes*
Jill: What was that?
*Jack falls out of bushes*
Jill: Jack what the #$&!&*% $@*% %#*@ are you doing in there!
Jack:.......
Jill: Get the $%*@# ^# $%*@ outta here!
Jack mumbling: Wow she curses more than Julia Roberts.....
Jill: What the $#@*& @#$%@ @#!## did you just say? I @#%$%*& heard that!
Jack: Why do you curse so much?
Jill: Cause the $@&%*#& Harvest Goddess stole my #@&& beer
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Post by Butterscotch on Jan 8, 2005 19:36:30 GMT -5
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Post by Fairy Friend on Jan 12, 2005 23:09:22 GMT -5
**WHY IT WOULD SUCK TO LIVE WITH ELLI**
Elli: Jaack, I'm hungry!
Jack: Ugh... what do you want?
Elli: Something to eat.
Jack: Could'ja perhaps be a little more specific?
Elli: Food...?
Jack: UGH....
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Post by rain on Jan 31, 2005 16:30:04 GMT -5
Telling Carter you'd like to marry Kappa
*Jill walks into confessional*
Jill: Carter I'd like to marry..........Kappa
Carter: What did you say?
Jill: I'd like to marry Kappa
Carter:What?
Jill: I'D LIKE TO MARRY KAPPA!
Carter: What? Darn hearing aids on the frizt. Hold on.
*Carter takes something out of his ear and start's shaking it*
Carter: Good
*Puts thing back in his ear*
Carter: You were saying?
*Jill stands up walks out the door and slams it closed*
Jill: Darn hearing aids.
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Post by DetectiveOcelot on Jan 31, 2005 20:23:23 GMT -5
ooh! me me me! Jill: *walks in watching Karen chug down gallons of wine* Karen? Why do you drink so much. Karen: *drunkenly* Why do you ask, Rick? Jill: I'm Jill! Karen: you know, you are so fun- *passes out* Jill: *slowly backs away towards the door*  |
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ILoveRock
Hatchling
Rock A.K.A. Total Hottie
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Post by ILoveRock on Feb 5, 2005 19:06:19 GMT -5
lol |
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Post by candy815 on Feb 11, 2005 15:25:33 GMT -5
I will give it a try www.hmotaku.net/albums/AWLFG%20Screenshots/screen22.jpgRock: Hi. I know that we have just met. But will you marry me. Oh and what is you name? Jill: Ummm Doggie attack!! Dog nods his head Rock: So that is a yes then Jill and dog shake their heads Jill: Are you ready to attack Dog? Dog starts to attack Rock Rock: Oh it is a yes I am so happy *he starts singing it over again* Sorry that it is so stupid  |
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